Rajnikant's Jokes

• one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
  later they found
  that
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  rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
  

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  Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  


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  There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
  


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  With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
  


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  Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent.
  


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  Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna.
  


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• Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.



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