Leila Lopes Is crowned Miss Universe
Leila Lopes from Angola was crowned Miss Universe Monday night.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Secretary Vs. Detective
"Why did your boss jump out of the window?" the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.
"I don't know." she sobbed. "My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me."
"And what did you say to that?" asked the detective.
The secretary replied, "I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars."
"I don't know." she sobbed. "My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me."
"And what did you say to that?" asked the detective.
The secretary replied, "I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars."
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Rajnikant's Jokes
- one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent.
Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna.- Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.
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Saturday, September 4, 2010
Santa after exam
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
